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carsonphillips:

when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes “yes, i can. why do you ask?” 

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— 6 months ago with 180377 notes

likeafieldmouse:

Zhu Jinshi

1. The Reader’s Words

2. Thirty Ways No. 2

3. God Particle B

4. Amateur Chess Player

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— 6 months ago with 1393 notes

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

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— 6 months ago with 280860 notes

bloodyoathmate:

Reblogging your own 0 note post is like repeating what you said to a group of people who aren’t listening

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— 6 months ago with 73736 notes

moritartyparty:

steampoweredcupcake:

dirkedstrider:

kfcbuckets:

please graph your answer

image

Graphing is where I draw the line.

did you just

it seemed the best fit

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— 6 months ago with 286070 notes

kleat:

Cloudworks
2002—2013
Magriet Smulders

fantastic

(Source: foxmouth, via burdge)

— 6 months ago with 71581 notes
somethingkindofstrange:

somethingkindofstrange:

IT’S TURNING ON

WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
HOW

somethingkindofstrange:

somethingkindofstrange:

IT’S TURNING ON

WHAT IN THE HELL

IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.

THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS

HOW

(via spooperb--girl)

— 6 months ago with 160753 notes

diickspriite:

somethingkindofstrange:

THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.

AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.

but does it work

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— 6 months ago with 236649 notes